Because the only thing burning brighter than this candle is your will to disappear during the holidays. This candle says what everyone’s thinking this season: "Merry Crisis and a Happy Breakdown." It’s the perfect mix of cozy and chaotic — ideal for that one friend who’s always "fine." 🎄 Perfect For: -Secret Santa or White Elephant gift -Office parties (the HR-safe kind) -Friends who laugh to keep from crying -Anyone surviving the holidays with sarcasm and caffeine 🕯️ Product Details: -9oz premium soy wax candle -Hand-poured in small batches -Burn time: approx. 40–50 hours Care instructions: - Keep the burning candle within sight, and keep away from children and pets. Never burn the candle near flammable items. For best results, burn the candle for 3 - 4 hours in each lighting and trim the wick to 1/4" before lighting. Discontinue use with 1/2" of wax remaining.